jo_anne_storm: (Pixar -- Laugh)

So, I linked this video to Laura, basically to complain about dating myself.  I don't think I ever watched this movie, but I do remember when it came out.  My sister was so excited.  She loved Kid n Play.  I was 12, so...  Yeah, I didn't really care.*

This was Laura's response:

Laura: ...i can't stop watching
Laura: ...what is this
Laura: it's witchcraft
Laura: it's dancing crack
Laura: what
Laura: what is this
Laura: what
Laura: make it stop
Laura: please

 

I'm still laughing.

* Seriously, I remember faking interest in boy bands, and boys in general, at that age because it was the socially accepted...  Thing.  I can't brain.  I liked the music of New Kids on the Block (dating myself again), but did not really have a crush on any of them.  If one of my friends asked who my favorite was, I always said Danny, because it none of them gushed over him and therefore I did not need to wax poetic about his face or eyes or anything like that.  It doesn't matter that at the time I wore a C cup bra.  I was just not interested in boys.

Which leads into a whole long missive about how too much pressure is put on kids to grow up, either by their peers or by media or society in general and why it's one of my many reasons for home schooling.  Because I don't want my kids forced to start liking girls when they'd rather play with Legos.  But I'm not going to do that.  Because it's late, my boys have been sick all week, and so have I.  So, I'm heading to bed, where I will crash until hopefully 9am. 

Yeah, I know, that won't happen.  Munchkin will probably wake me up by 7, if I'm lucky.  5:30 if I'm not.

 

jo_anne_storm: (Pixar -- Laugh)
Just had an IM conversation with dream_mancer, who is drunk.  It's HILARIOUS!

And she's going to kill me once she sobers up, because I'm posting it for everyone to enjoy.
Cut for Drunken Silliness )
Me:
 
Laura: I'm inebriated so I don't het tjis
 
Me:  . . . Why are you inebriated so early in the day? I know it's after 5 your time, but still...
And if you were on FB instead of your phone, it would be a shark.
 
Laura:  Me and stepg made special punch wjoo

(Switch to Yahoo)

Laura: HHHAAAAAIIIIIII
Laura: IPAD FYN
Me: *can't stop laughing*
Laura: -_-
Laura: I put on makeup and it looks awesome
Laura: Wtf
Laura: My jeans are rolled up
Me: . . .
Me: WHAT?
Laura: My yje poll
Laura: So I didn't want to get wet so rolled  jams
Me: You are so random when you're drunk!
Laura: . So
Me: So...  I love you.  And I love you even more when you're drunk.
Laura: Yeah
Laura: Blue powder
Laura: Autocorrect ftw
Me: Also, how can you spell inebriated but not pool?
Me: Blue powder?
Laura: You powder
Laura: Becausevim wesome
Me: Who powder?
Laura: DAKKASCJFK
Me: *cackles*
Laura: wow Dallas
Me: Wow.  That was supposed to be Dallas?
Laura: Yes
Me: That's...  Wow.  And if you're on the iPad, you can't even blame little buttons.
Laura: THEY'RE STILL LITTLE
Me: Not as small as your phone.
Laura: wait
Laura: How do you know I, on the iPad
Me: Um...  Because you sent a message that said "IPAD FTW".  OK, it actually said "IPAD FYN", but I inferred.
Laura: Oh
Laura: Wgatrvr
Laura: Ok bye
 
Or not, because I don't want to figure out how to fix the stupid cut.
jo_anne_storm: (Pixar -- Laugh)
OK, here's a link to a book on Amazon.  Just give the cover a quick glance.  Then look under the cut.

Cut Cut Cut )

Hahahahaha

Jan. 27th, 2012 02:48 pm
jo_anne_storm: (Default)
Commas are of the good.  I prefer Oxford commas myself, because I just like the symmetry of them.  Here's a great reason to use them.
jo_anne_storm: (cheesy grin)
Oh, com'on, you have to admit that this is bloody hilarious!!!

jo_anne_storm: (cheesy grin)
Oh, com'on, you have to admit that this is bloody hilarious!!!

jo_anne_storm: (laugh)
That bored soldiers come up with dangerous things. 

jo_anne_storm: (laugh)
That bored soldiers come up with dangerous things. 

jo_anne_storm: (laugh)
One of my friends just posted this to FB.  OK, so we're seeing it a day late, but it's still worth sharing.

Rare Baby Skeksis Born at Franklin Park Zoo


Did anyone see any good April 1 posts?
jo_anne_storm: (laugh)
One of my friends just posted this to FB.  OK, so we're seeing it a day late, but it's still worth sharing.

Rare Baby Skeksis Born at Franklin Park Zoo


Did anyone see any good April 1 posts?

LOL

Apr. 9th, 2009 07:49 am
jo_anne_storm: (cheesy grin)
Snagged from Brendan's LJ, because I know that not everyone reads the Twitter posts.

Go watch this.  Because it IS that awesome.

LOL

Apr. 9th, 2009 07:49 am
jo_anne_storm: (cheesy grin)
Snagged from Brendan's LJ, because I know that not everyone reads the Twitter posts.

Go watch this.  Because it IS that awesome.

jo_anne_storm: (laugh)
No pic because I seriously have no idea how to get them off my phone.

Was at the PX today and happened to glance at the end display of comforters.  I didn't notice the color, the price, or anything else.  Ya know, the normal things you notice when you look at comforters.  All I saw was the size.  "Tiwn Size"!  Is that a new, special sizing that just became available?  LOL
jo_anne_storm: (laugh)
No pic because I seriously have no idea how to get them off my phone.

Was at the PX today and happened to glance at the end display of comforters.  I didn't notice the color, the price, or anything else.  Ya know, the normal things you notice when you look at comforters.  All I saw was the size.  "Tiwn Size"!  Is that a new, special sizing that just became available?  LOL

*snorffle*

Apr. 11th, 2008 11:29 pm
jo_anne_storm: (Default)
I need a laughing icon.  Or a funny one.  *shrug*  I also need to buy a paid account again so that I can have more icon space.  But...  You know, there's so many other things to spend money on.

Like the miniDV cameras that I do not need.  But are really cool and and that I want.

Funny!  Mary Sue's theme song.  Linked instead of imbedded because that seems to work better for me.

And...  That's really all.

*snorffle*

Apr. 11th, 2008 11:29 pm
jo_anne_storm: (Default)
I need a laughing icon.  Or a funny one.  *shrug*  I also need to buy a paid account again so that I can have more icon space.  But...  You know, there's so many other things to spend money on.

Like the miniDV cameras that I do not need.  But are really cool and and that I want.

Funny!  Mary Sue's theme song.  Linked instead of imbedded because that seems to work better for me.

And...  That's really all.

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