ext_193588 ([identity profile] goddessvicky.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] jo_anne_storm 2008-10-10 02:08 pm (UTC)

This one I've been trying to forget.

So... I knew it was a bad idea when you wanted to fly to Fiji in the first place. I mean, with gas prices the way they are and everything, the jet fuel was going to cost a ton. But, we relented and let you have your way because we ALL remember the last time someone tried to stop you.

He still has those stitches in, by the way.

Anyway, we flew to Fiji where you wanted to go to the banquet thing where they have those pigs right over the fire with that damn apple in their mouth. When you saw this, of course, you started freaking out, screaming "All the Earth's creatures are precious! How can you eat him? You're all disgusting!"

Before we all knew it, we'd moved to Fiji to protect all the pigs on the island so something like that could never happen to them again. Ridiculous, really, as none of us wear bikinis and Liz hates sand.

And that's how you became a vegetarian.

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