*dies laughing*

[jo_anne_storm]

Just had an IM conversation with dream_mancer, who is drunk.  It's HILARIOUS!

And she's going to kill me once she sobers up, because I'm posting it for everyone to enjoy.

 

Me:

 

Laura: I'm inebriated so I don't het tjis

 

Me:  . . . Why are you inebriated so early in the day? I know it's after 5 your time, but still...

And if you were on FB instead of your phone, it would be a shark.

 

Laura:  Me and stepg made special punch wjoo

(Switch to Yahoo)

Laura: HHHAAAAAIIIIIII
Laura: IPAD FYN
Me: *can't stop laughing*
Laura: -_-
Laura: I put on makeup and it looks awesome
Laura: Wtf
Laura: My jeans are rolled up
Me: . . .
Me: WHAT?
Laura: My yje poll
Laura: So I didn't want to get wet so rolled  jams
Me: You are so random when you're drunk!
Laura: . So
Me: So...  I love you.  And I love you even more when you're drunk.
Laura: Yeah
Laura: Blue powder
Laura: Autocorrect ftw
Me: Also, how can you spell inebriated but not pool?
Me: Blue powder?
Laura: You powder
Laura: Becausevim wesome
Me: Who powder?
Laura: DAKKASCJFK
Me: *cackles*
Laura: wow Dallas
Me: Wow.  That was supposed to be Dallas?
Laura: Yes
Me: That's...  Wow.  And if you're on the iPad, you can't even blame little buttons.
Laura: THEY'RE STILL LITTLE
Me: Not as small as your phone.
Laura: wait
Laura: How do you know I, on the iPad
Me: Um...  Because you sent a message that said "IPAD FTW".  OK, it actually said "IPAD FYN", but I inferred.
Laura: Oh
Laura: Wgatrvr
Laura: Ok bye
 

Or not, because I don't want to figure out how to fix the stupid cut.

Comments

[amazonmink.livejournal.com]

Snicker.

[dream-mancer.livejournal.com]

*sigh* Yes, yes. When I do manage to get smashed, I IM and text people. And they laugh.

[jo_anne_storm]

We love you. The laughter is just an expression of that. And having dealt with drunk people that I don't like... let's just say that laughter is better.

[dream-mancer.livejournal.com]

How can you not remember blue powder? The Dallas JFK impersonation? COME ON.

[jo_anne_storm]

Ah. See, if you had said "blue pixie stix", or "JFK", I would have gotten it. But "blue powder" was just too random.

[dream-mancer.livejournal.com]

-_-